🍷 What’s on at TGV?
Here’s what’s on at The Grape Variety this month.
⭐ Weekly Specials
🍽️ Wednesday is Simply Delicious
Midweek plans sorted. Pop in for wines by the glass or bottle and pair it with food from Simply Delicious next door.
👨🍳 Simply Delicious serving: Weds 5–9pm.
🍕 Thursday Night is Pizza Night
Every Thursday, artisan pizzas, fresh from the oven.
📅 January 2026
View all Experiences on OpenTable🎤 Sips & Giggles Comedy Night
A proper night out — wine in hand, tears in eyes (the good kind).
Dates, times and prices can change — please check OpenTable for live availability. For Burns Night & Beef Wellington Club, email us to book.
📅 February 2026
View all Experiences on OpenTable🧠 Quiz Night
Bring your cleverest mates (or your loudest ones). Prizes, bragging rights, and plenty of wine.
❤️ Valentine’s at TGV
Date night, mate night, or “we forgot to book anywhere else” night — expect great wine and a little extra sparkle.
Booking recommended. (Details coming soon.)
🥩 TGV Beef Wellington Club
We’ve teamed up with our friends at Wellingtons of Surrey for a monthly dining club celebrating the one, the only: the Beef Wellington. Just 25 guests each month for a three-course lunch: 🥂 prawn cocktail, 🥩 Wellington with all the trimmings, 🍮 sticky toffee pudding.
2pm • £60pp • Strictly 25 places
🍷 South Africa Wine Tasting
Journey through South Africa with a guided tasting (plus nibbles). Big flavours, brilliant bottles, zero pretence.
£30pp • To book email chipstead@thegrapevariety.com
🥂 Bottomless Brunch
Our sophisticated bottomless brunch (3rd Saturday of every month). Great food, great music, great service — and yes, it’s properly bottomless.
1–3pm • £45pp
Menu: olives & bar nuts • cheese & charcuterie board • patatas fritas • hummus & pitta
Includes 2 hours of unlimited house fizz, wine, beer, or soft drinks.
🌴 Caribbean Roast
A one-off Sunday roast with Caribbean soul. Comfort food with a sunshine soundtrack (even if it’s raining outside).
Booking recommended. (Details coming soon.)
🧠 Quiz Night
Another chance to grab the glory. Same vibes: brilliant questions, lovely wine, maximum smugness.
✏️ Sip & Sketch with Tom Middleton
Unwind, uncork, and unleash your creativity with two-time Wildlife Artist of the Year Category Winner Tom Middleton. Your £35 ticket includes all art materials, plus a complimentary glass of bubbles on arrival. Three hours of relaxed guidance, good wine, and that satisfying moment when your scribble becomes… art.
🎤 Sips & Giggles Comedy Night
A night where the punchlines flow as freely as the fizz. Four fantastic comedians, hosted by our resident MC Robin Boot, in our warm, intimate venue. Your £25 ticket includes a glass of fizz on arrival — then it’s laughs all the way through.
Dates, times and prices can change — please check OpenTable for live availability. For events booked by email, drop us a message and we’ll get you sorted.